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These arent aimed at Peragro.
But rather at lastat1er ... cos im sure he's blonde
Q: what do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: they pull up their pants.
Q: what do blondes do for foreplay?
A: remove their underwear.
Q: what do blondes do with their assholes in the morning?
A: pack their lunch and send them to work.
Q: what do blondes say after sex?
A: thanks guys.
A2: are you boys all in the same band?
A3: do you guys all play for the same team
A4: that'll be $5.
Q: what do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: they both wriggle when you eat them.
Q: what do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: they both have black roots.
Q: what do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
A: you keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q: what do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: air pockets.
Q: what do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: a wind tunnel.
Q: what do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: a dope ring.
Q: what do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: frosted flakes.
Q: what do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
A: an air mattress.
Q: what do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: a whine cellar.
Q: what do you call a blond mother-in-law?
A: an air bag.
Q: what do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ?
A: sweet fuck all...
Q: what do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: a mental block.
Q: what do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
A: a foursome.
Q: what do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: branch manager.
Q: what do you call a blonde in an institution of higher Learning?
A: a visitor.
Q: what do you call a blonde lesbian?
A: a waste.
Q: what do you call a blonde on a waterbed?
A: cherry float
Q: what do you call a blonde touching her toes?
A: a brunette with bad breath.
Q: what do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: pregnant.
Q: what do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: divorced.
Q: what do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their Head?
A: all you can eat, under a buck.
Q: what do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A: full.
Q: what do you call a blonde with e.s.p. and p.m.s.?
A: a know-it-all bitch.
Q: what do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: gifted!
Q: what do you call a blonde without an asshole?
A: divorced.
Q: what do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner?
A: you don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.
Q: what do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: an interpreter.
Q: what do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: an air bag.
Q: what do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: a space invader.
Q: what do you call a room full of blonde women with yeast infections?
A: a whine and cheese party!
Q: what do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: last years hide and go seek winner.
Q: what do you call a smart blond?
A: a golden retriever.
A2: an indicator of a really bad hangover.
Q: what do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: bobbing for bimbos.
Q: what do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: a brain tumor.
Q: what do you call an unmarried blond in a bmw?
A: divorcee'
Q: what do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: air bubbles.
Q: what do you call four blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: far-from-thinkin
Q: what do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
A: artificial intelligence.
Q: what do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A: a vacant possession.
Q: what do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: what do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: what do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: run like hell... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: what do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?
A: who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do...
Q: what do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
A2: something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.
Q: what do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: change.
Q: what do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: two brunettes.
But rather at lastat1er ... cos im sure he's blonde
Q: what do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: they pull up their pants.
Q: what do blondes do for foreplay?
A: remove their underwear.
Q: what do blondes do with their assholes in the morning?
A: pack their lunch and send them to work.
Q: what do blondes say after sex?
A: thanks guys.
A2: are you boys all in the same band?
A3: do you guys all play for the same team
A4: that'll be $5.
Q: what do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: they both wriggle when you eat them.
Q: what do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: they both have black roots.
Q: what do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
A: you keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q: what do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: air pockets.
Q: what do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: a wind tunnel.
Q: what do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: a dope ring.
Q: what do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: frosted flakes.
Q: what do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
A: an air mattress.
Q: what do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: a whine cellar.
Q: what do you call a blond mother-in-law?
A: an air bag.
Q: what do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ?
A: sweet fuck all...
Q: what do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: a mental block.
Q: what do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
A: a foursome.
Q: what do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: branch manager.
Q: what do you call a blonde in an institution of higher Learning?
A: a visitor.
Q: what do you call a blonde lesbian?
A: a waste.
Q: what do you call a blonde on a waterbed?
A: cherry float
Q: what do you call a blonde touching her toes?
A: a brunette with bad breath.
Q: what do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: pregnant.
Q: what do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: divorced.
Q: what do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their Head?
A: all you can eat, under a buck.
Q: what do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A: full.
Q: what do you call a blonde with e.s.p. and p.m.s.?
A: a know-it-all bitch.
Q: what do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: gifted!
Q: what do you call a blonde without an asshole?
A: divorced.
Q: what do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner?
A: you don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.
Q: what do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: an interpreter.
Q: what do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: an air bag.
Q: what do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: a space invader.
Q: what do you call a room full of blonde women with yeast infections?
A: a whine and cheese party!
Q: what do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: last years hide and go seek winner.
Q: what do you call a smart blond?
A: a golden retriever.
A2: an indicator of a really bad hangover.
Q: what do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: bobbing for bimbos.
Q: what do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: a brain tumor.
Q: what do you call an unmarried blond in a bmw?
A: divorcee'
Q: what do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: air bubbles.
Q: what do you call four blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: far-from-thinkin
Q: what do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
A: artificial intelligence.
Q: what do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A: a vacant possession.
Q: what do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: what do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: what do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: run like hell... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: what do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?
A: who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do...
Q: what do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
A2: something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.
Q: what do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: change.
Q: what do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: two brunettes.
wow thats a lot of em... 